1. UMOJA – All alcoholics live here, infact
there are more bars in umoja than shops.
2. ZIMMERMAN – All prostitutes strippers and single mothers live here.
3. MAKONGENI, KALOLENI, JERICHO, MBOTELA, BAHATI, UHURU ETC ETC – All those utahama lini children live here, as for girls, they have 3 or 4 children and they still live with their parents.
4. DANDORA, KAYOLE, HURUMA – Role models here are thugs and conductors, infact here the more you get arrested the bigger your celebrity status. The more cat shoes and silver chains you wear …the more your celebrity status. Hapa disco matanga za wezi ni daily.
5. KARIOBANGI – The home of all counterfeits, they are so good at this that
they even made their own currency…. BANGLA PESA!!!!!